Monthly Archives June 2006

Not a moment too soon

On craigslist just now: 

May flowers and June showers

Good thing I made a point of getting that pool pass this week. Ah well, the flowers I planted a couple of weeks ago should be happy.

Unnecessary to parody

The Competitive Enterprise Institute (of the "They call it pollution, we call it life" ads) says liberal nanny-state propaganda is suppressing the truth about healthy tobacco use. The good news, they say, is that when you get cancer from dippin', you're a little less likely to die than you would be if you got it [...]

My team’s coach

could beat up your team's coach. Cowher livened up the final day of the three-day minicamp by running sprints with his players — all of them. Not only did Cowher line up with the linebackers — he played five years in the NFL at that position — but also with the running backs, receivers and [...]