Memories
Democracy week continues here at InfinitiveSplitter.com!
A nonprofit called Women’s Voices, Women’s Vote is trying to persuade the 20 million unmarried women who didn’t vote in 2004 to get their act together this time around. To that end, they’ve put together a series of TV ads featuring hot celebrity babes talking about their “first time.”
Examples:
- “I did a lot of research on the, um, positions that I liked…”
- “I wasn’t a kid anymore…”
- “I have been disappointed, yes, when I didn’t do it…”
And so on. It’s a pretty cute idea (or was, once upon a time), but here’s how mine would sound:
- “It was in a high-school gymnasium, and an old woman was there to walk me through it…”
- “I had to wait in line, and when it was my turn it only took about 30 seconds…”
- “When I was a kid I used to go with my parents and watch them do it…”
- “I did it with a machine, which didn’t feel quite right, and I’m still not really sure if it counted…”
And so on.
ThisFieldistooShort wrote:
BABES?! “Babes” like Tyne Daly and Regina King??
I.S., I realize you may be into cougars and all, but your opinion of these ungracefully aging hags brings your entire thought and logic process into question.
In fact, I dunno if I can even read this blog website anymore.
You wanna see a babe? Look me up on AskMen.com. Any pitures taken next to my former lover Axl Rose only further support my assertion. (If he doesnt count as an ungracefully aging hag I dunno who does). And for the record, my first time was on a chilly November morning. Kindly old men volunteers escorted me to the church where I had my choice of private booths to use. I poked at a few of the wrong holes by mistake, but when I left the church that day, I felt like a pro. And I got a lollipop!
Posted on 13-Oct-06 at 1:23 pm | Permalink
Stephanie Seymour wrote:
love,
SS
Posted on 13-Oct-06 at 1:31 pm | Permalink