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There seems to be some dispute over which “Monday Night Football” commentator — Joe Theismann or Tony Kornheiser — sucks more. I’m no great fan of either, but given the choice I’d kick Kornheiser out first.
As always, we can turn to the internet for an answer. FireTonyKornheiser.com was registered on September 26 but hasn’t been updated for weeks. For that reason, and because its owner suggests replacing Kornheiser with Female Sideline Reporter Suzy Kolber, I can’t endorse it.
Nor can I recommend FireJoeTheismann.com, which was registered more than two weeks earlier, on September 11, but as of this writing remains content-free and unavailable to the public. (FireJoeTheisman.com — with one n — was registered on August 31 and has a wonderfully succinct explanation for its existence. Check it out.)
According to Google, 29 pages include the phrase “Fire Joe Theisman”; 20 say “Fire Tony Kornheiser.” “Kornheiser sucks” appears on 243 pages, while “Theismann sucks” appears on 218.
We’ll call it a draw.
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