Great Idea alert! A candidate for state superintendent of schools said Thursday he wants thick used textbooks placed under every student’s desk so they can use them for self-defense during school shootings. “People might think it’s kind of weird, crazy,” said Republican Bill Crozier of Union City, Oklahoma, a teacher and former Air Force security [...]
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There seems to be some dispute over which “Monday Night Football” commentator — Joe Theismann or Tony Kornheiser — sucks more. I’m no great fan of either, but given the choice I’d kick Kornheiser out first. As always, we can turn to the internet for an answer. FireTonyKornheiser.com was registered on September 26 but hasn’t [...]
Good afternoon! Kevin McClatchy is the Donald Rumsfeld of Major League Baseball. As the AP reported, he “will remain as the Pittsburgh Pirates’ chief executive officer and managing general partner, even though the franchise hasn’t had a winning season since he took control in 1996.” Prediction for 2007: 74-88. The fine folks at Fire Joe [...]
Democracy week continues here at InfinitiveSplitter.com! A nonprofit called Women’s Voices, Women’s Vote is trying to persuade the 20 million unmarried women who didn’t vote in 2004 to get their act together this time around. To that end, they’ve put together a series of TV ads featuring hot celebrity babes talking about their “first time.” [...]