Archive for April 2007

Self-respect update

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

I found out today that I can still hit baseballs thrown by the “fast” pitching machine at the local batting cage. I’m not very consistent, the “fast” pitches were probably only going about 60 miles per hour (which I think is about average for the 13- and 14-year-old pitchers who always got the best of me in my last two competitive seasons), and my hands hurt like crazy, but I can still do it.

Next: can I still get big air on the bike ramps in the park?

Later: I bet I could jump over that!

Kurt Vonnegut

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

No artist had a greater influence on the way I learned to understand and articulate my ideas about pretty much everything that matters. Goodness requires no promise of punishment or reward; we are our own best (and only) arbiters of honor and accountability; and jerks and pain and delusion are ineradicable features of human existence, but so are our opportunities to laugh.

Lily Allen, HBO, Grindhouse

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Some notes on recent entertainment.

Lily Allen @ 930 Club.
For all her efforts to cultivate an image as a diva with both middle fingers up, Allen’s on-stage manner is just childish. Dressed in a nightgown and backed by a band of polite fraternity brothers (many, many photos that other people took are available at Flickr), she introduced her songs with a combination of superfluous explanation and cringe-inducing grrl power (this song, “Not Big,” is about stupid boys and small penises! Who needs em! Right, girls?!).

I still like the songs, of course, and I had a good time, thanks to Chantal and Tony and the handful of other grownups who shared our bemusement over the antics of the high school girls (and at least one girl’s BFF mom) in the crowd, but I can’t say I was terribly impressed by anything that happened on stage.

Entourage.
This show is stupid, stupid, stupid, but I love it. Ari needs more face time, and everyone else needs less (my suspension of disbelief over Adrian Grenier’s role as a Hollywood superstar erodes with every awkward minute he’s on camera), but either way I’m watching every episode.

The Sopranos.
I never really watched this show regularly until last season (technically, the first half of this season), which everyone said was pretty weak. I like it for the same reason I like “Entourage” — it’s a show full of loathsome people who I find immense satisfaction in rooting for, anyway. I think just about everything that happens is riotously funny.

Grindhouse.
When I was very young, and still small enough that I had to stand next to the “you must be this tall…” sign at amusement parks, my dad took me on my first roller coaster ride. There were no loops, it probably wasn’t very fast, and the whole thing was probably over in about 30 seconds, but we were in the front row and I was terrified, sure that if I ever challenged death like that again, I would lose.

For years after that, I refused to get near the rides. I grew up in Pittsburgh, home of the Steel Phantom, which in my youth was both the tallest and fastest roller coaster in the world. Nothing could get me on it until eighth grade, when I caved to peer pressure and rode the Drachen Fire something like 12 times while on a school trip to Colonial Williamsburg Busch Gardens. Holy crap, I thought, I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this for so long.

In a similar fashion, though without the singular, traumatic event, I’ve always shied away from scary movies and those with a lot of blood in them. I like to think it’s evidence of my advanced, compassionate nature, but really I’m just easily spooked (or I used to be, and I never tested myself to see if I changed between the ages of 7 and 24). So when two roommates suggested yesterday that we get a few drinks after work and then see Grindhouse, my first reaction was to think of how I could demur without looking like a wimp.

But what the heck. After a few beers and a parting shot of Wild Turkey, we walked over to the theater for three very entertaining hours of blood, guts, guns and girls, during which I kept thinking, Holy crap, I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this for so long.