My credit card number is still good, so DreamHost took its annual bite today, which means I have another year to use this space to broadcast my thoughts.
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My credit card number is still good, so DreamHost took its annual bite today, which means I have another year to use this space to broadcast my thoughts.
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What will I complain about now?
Matt Morris, the veteran right-hander added by the Pittsburgh Pirates late last season to stabilize a young rotation, was released Sunday after failing to pitch past the second inning in his latest start.
Morris fell to 0-4 with a 9.67 ERA after giving up six runs, three earned, and six hits in 1 2-3 innings during an 8-4 loss to the Phillies on Saturday night.
The decision to cut him will cost the Pirates more than $10 million, besides what they already have paid him this season. Morris is making $10,037,283, or about one-fifth of the Pirates’ payroll, and has a $1 million buyout for 2009.
Wow! Who could have seen that coming?
I came up with that title while lying in a hospital bed with an IV in my arm at 5:30 in the morning about a month ago. I had just had morphine or some other D-Day type potion administered directly into my bloodstream, so I was free to think more about how to describe my first visit to the emergency room than about how to describe the pain in my abdomen. (I told the doctors it was a seven on their stupid one-to-ten scale, since I was hurting enough to spend the dark hours of a Monday morning in the emergency room, but I could conceive of much, much worse.)
I hadn’t been hospitalized in more than 25 years — since the week of my birth, actually — and my only experience with anesthesia and zoo-strength painkillers came when I had my wisdom teeth out in 2003, so once the pain had been quashed, it was kind of neat to be there. I told the chaplain as much when she stopped by to ask indirectly which certified wizard should say magic words in the event of complications, and to my surprise she reacted as if she hadn’t heard that before. People who are healthy all the time, like I am, get kind of a thrill out of our occasional (and straightforward and manageable) medical crises.
I changed my mind by the end, and I’m happy to be free from the possibility of a second bout of appendicitis. But I still like appendexcitement.
Now here’s the most interesting part, to me. According to benefits summaries that have trickled into my mailbox in the last couple of weeks (in two rounds, since the hospital didn’t bother to submit two-thirds of the charges to my insurance company until I asked it to), the hospital determined that I had incurred $19,276 in costs. Of that total, my insurance paid $7,857, and I owe nothing. The hospital was a preferred provider, which means it had agreed in advance to give my insurer a discount on my care. That’s a 59 percent discount just for having the right insurance and going to the right hospital.
Since I had chosen the hospital by myself, at 2 a.m., while in seven-out-of-ten pain, on the basis of the hospital’s reputation as the facility of choice for ailing political fat-cats, this outcome was fortuitous.
Also fortuitously, this whole episode occurred at the beginning of my last week at the job that paid for this insurance; I’m on a different plan now. That’s a hassle, but at least I still have coverage. Almost 50 million people in this country don’t have that, and about one in 15 will have some appendexcitement in their lives.
Heck of a way to run a health system.
The Associated Press dropped this piece on Saturday, perhaps thinking no one would notice.
Despite big salary, RHP Matt Morris thinks he fits in with Pirates
He may be correct, but only because he’s bad at baseball, like most of his teammates.
Matt Morris is, in many ways, exactly the type of pitcher the Pittsburgh Pirates need.
This is untrue in two important ways. Way one: the Pirates need a good pitcher, and he is not a good pitcher. Way two: the Pirates need to make smart deals in order to meet tight, self-imposed payroll priorities, and Matt Morris took $10 million last season (more than any player in Pirates history!) to allow a run in two out of every three innings.
He’s a dependable starter with a quality pedigree who welcomes the opportunity to mentor a young staff.
He is dependable in the sense that charts of his performance follow dependable, downward slopes.
At the same time, he seems to understand that his status is tenuous at best because of his $9.5 million salary, roughly 20 percent of the team’s $50 million payroll.
Morris’ position isn’t tenuous because he makes that much money. It’s tenuous because he makes that much money and he isn’t a very good pitcher.
The Pirates’ new management tried to trade him this offseason and undoubtedly will continue to do so.
Note that the “new management” — General Manager Neal Huntington — was necessary because the old management did things like give Matt Morris $10 million. The trade to acquire Morris was the last personnel decision the old management — Dave Littlefield — ever made.
Morris understands that raising his value for his pending free agency — he can be eligible after the coming season if a $9 million club option is bought out — might be easier elsewhere. The Pirates have had 15 consecutive losing seasons and made few roster moves this winter.
“It’s obviously harder on a team that’s not as experienced,” Morris said. “To come over here and try to raise your stock is not a good move, but it’s still baseball, it’s still competing, and it seems like the organization is going in the right direction. I’m happy to be a part of it.”
It’s hard to get a lot of wins on a team that only scores 4.4 runs per game (12th out of 16 National League teams last year), so Morris’ 3-4 record in 11 starts doesn’t mean much. But in 62 innings last year, he allowed 42 earned runs and posted a 1.61 WHIP.
Morris’ ERA+ for the part of the 2007 he spent with the Pirates was 71, which means he was 71 percent as good as the average Major League pitcher. The Pirates won 68 games last year, which is 84 percent as good as the average Major League team. Maybe he’d fit in better somewhere else.
Here are some things I would have written during the last three fortnights if I were a more disciplined (and cocky) blogger: